You know, everyone will be going somewhere next year, be it in Malaysia or overseas. This is when i noticed that i can't do this anymore:
1. Watch anime for 18 hours a day (allocating 6 hours for other insignificant purposes such as sleep - sleep is important but during holidays, sleep is optional)
2 Downloading manga(comic) and anime at the same time (this means my computer also sleep 6 hours a day only)
3. Go out yumcha(loosely translated as 'drink tea') with my friends
4. Go shopping with mum because my mum needs an extra person to:
a)Carry stuff
b)when there's a sale, the maximum discounted item one person can buy is only one. Since there are two of us we can buy two! In fact, if my cousins, uncles, auntie, grandma etc are here in Teluk Intan, they are highly encouraged to follow too.
The thing is we can't possibly do this anymore next year since we will be busy with our studies, again. In addition, i have one more predicament.
I. can't. cook.
Seriously.
No matter where you go, it is good to assume that you will have to cook for yourself.
So my mum has been teaching me how to cook this holiday, without much success since i am totally helpless when it comes to practical skills.
Lesson 1: Fried Egg
It's not that i don't know how to fry egg, it's just that it is so ugly that when my father saw the end product, he immediately burst into laughter.
And my father is a calm and composed man.
You know, the traditional type.
And he bloody laughed at me.
Damn it, if like that i will be better off as a clown, i can even make the most emo person on earth laugh with the power of my fried egg.
Fortunately, it turns out quite okay now. You have no idea how many eggs i have used for this practice alone.
Lesson 2: Er...fried a lot of stuff you know stuff like sausages, chicken ham etc etc etc
hm..this is slightly better since i have so much practice with fried egg already. I still have this acute fear of OIL and FRYING PAN.
In fact,
I immediately ran away when my mum said ' it's time for you to learn how to fry fish'
I was like ' NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Frying fish is SCARYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY . The oil yeah!!! the oil!!!!
Something like that.
Lesson 3: Spaghetti
It was suprisingly not threatening since it doesn't involve that much oil.
Thank God!
Lesson 4: Fried rice
I don't know if anyone experience this. My hand actually hurts after frying rice.
i must be hibernating for so long that even the smallest movements will result in pain.
yes, that's right.
I have yet to learn how to churn out steamed stuff like steamed fish.
It seems so er, complicated. No, even simple stuff seems hard to me.
In conclusion, i am good at eating but bad at cooking.
Merry Christmas everyone!
